11-19-2008, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by igor
And all this happens when Yahoo talks about terrible aftermath of Obama's victory which has left Obama supporters across the nation with nothing to talk about
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Pretty much what Obama was doing during the whole campaign. Here is a perfect example of the typical democrat.
A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her
altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to
him, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet
him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'
The man consults his portable GPS and replies, 'You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346
feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north
latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolls her eyes and says, 'You must be a Republican!'
'I am,' replies the man. 'How did you know?'
'Well,' answers the balloonist, 'Everything you tell me is
technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your
information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to
me.'
The man smiles and responds, 'You must be a Democrat.'
'I am,' replies the balloonist. 'How did you know?'
'Well,' says the man, 'You don't know where you are or where you're
going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of
hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and
now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same
position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my
fault.
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