Berni says Gaston the motochorro has more chance of going on Bailando por un sueño than to prison - his lawyers, however, will be appealing for a reduce sentence.
Umm, it's Festivus? I'm on Holiday - obvio.
All year this forum is nothing but whining then comes Festivus and butter wouldn't melt in their mouths. Is this a southern hemisphere thing?
...for the rest of us.
In the absence of Iznogud who after getting married seems to think he Iztugud for the rest of us, I will be your MC.
Let the Airing of Grievances begin...