Pokemon Went.
A conversation between generations;
Old Guy: Hey, can't you do anything without having to look at your cell phone every 30 seconds?
Young Guy: Wadda ya mean?
Old Guy: Like just now. I'm talking to you and you haven't taken your eyes off of your phone.
Young Guy: Yea, so?
Old Guy: Don't you want to live a real life?
Young Guy: I have a real life.
Old Guy: No, you have a virtual life. When's the last time you actually talked with some one?
Young Guy: I talk with people all the time like now I'm talking to all of my friends all the time.
Old Guy: On your phone? Like the Whats it thingie?
Young Guy: Yea. On my phone.
Old Guy: That's what I'm talking about. That's not a real life. I actually talk to my friends. We have real conversations.
Young Guy: Whatever.
Old Guy: I have a real life. Not a virtual life. Maybe that's something you want to strive for?
Young Guy: Not really. I like my life. I'm on Second Life and I'm dating three smoking hot hookers that do whatever I want them to do. Maybe that's something you want to strive for?
Old Guy: (pause) Let me see that ...