Find A Foreign Boyfriend For Cristina ?

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I wonder what would happen if Cristina found a foreign companion who persuaded
her to move outside of Argentina ?

Perhaps a super wealthy Arab Sheik ?

Perhaps the best idea would be the UK´s Prince Harry ? It might help smooth over hard feelings between Argentina and UK.
Prince Harry comes from a well off, reputable family with comfortable living accomodation outside Argentina.
Prince Harry could help Cristina learn about protocol, and Cristina could stop Harry from dressing like a Nazi
again. A match made in Heaven ?

Maybe some of you have other candidates for Cristina ? :)
 
There was a rumor that she had the hots for Sean Connery

In fact there is some stories floating about about a meeting that could have taken place a few years ago .

Any relation to the truth is purely accidental...................


Sean Connery was in Buenos Aires filming a few years back, and bragged to the entourage that despite being close to 80 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night.

Cristina via her network of spies heard about the story and was intrigued, especially as Nestor was not performing in the bedroom. A meeting was arranged in the Alvear Palace and they talked for many hours about everything from the Malvinas to the Scottish input into Argentine economic development. As the meeting was about to break up, Cristina pulled Sean aside and said, "Sean, if I'm not being too forward, I have heard these stories about your lovemaking prowess and I'd love to have sex with you. Let’s go back to my house; we could have a lot of fun.

So they went back to the Casa Rosada. After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.

Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my testicles in your left hand and my wee man in your right hand".

Cristina was a bit perplexed, but says "Okay".

He sleeps for half an hour awakens, and they have even better sex than before.

Then Sean says, "Cris that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......."

“I know Sean. You want me to hold on to your royal jewels. No problem , querido".

Cristina complies with the routine. The results are absolutely mind blowing.

Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cris asks "Sean, tell me, me holding your private parts after sex - does it really stimulate that much?"

Sean replies, "No, not at all Cristina, but the last time I shlept with an Argentinean lass , the bitch stole my bloody wallet”
 
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