The other day my son told his paediatrician that he likes to go up and down in the aligator. The conversation got a bit surreal until we realised he meant elevator...
I am going to start using aligator in place of elevator if you don´t mind, Cecilia.
I was taken to a hearing specialist as I child for a while when it turned out I mispronounced several things like salt and Viginer or Hopital (Spanish roots laid down early) or my sister´s name [Vic]toria.
It turned out I was just lazy.
The girlfriend says snorfing in place of snoring which I can´t bring myself to correct; it´s too cute.