I went back to Ezieza today with enough money to buy my package. If you have ever been to exieza's cargo terminal you see just how ridiculous the whole process is. You have to go to a little booth and sign in and they print you out a security pass. Then you go through security and eventually find an old building or maybe it's new for them, anyways you make your way down a dingy hall where Fedex and other companies have their offices full of smoking argentines. You get to the office of particulares and you hand them your paper work and they say, you know there is a charge with this, YES I KNOW, take a seat.
So I wait for an hour because that's how long it takes them to eat their churripan and take a siesta. Then I go back into another room the guys says Si? I say I'm here to pick up a package, I give him the paperwork. He says no, he can't give it to me because I need this and this. He shows me a long list of rules. I said DHL sent me here and I was here yesterday and they said all I need I money. I offered the guy 1000 just give me my package, he said it doesn't work that way and I said it basically does work that way. He said I need to go talk to DHL. I then spent five minutes lecturing him on argentine society and their culture of it's never their fault, it's always someone's else's fault. He eventually said all I need is my passport, so he took my passport and saw that my tourist visa expired last year and tells me I have to go to retiro to get it renewed. And that's that. I'm not a swearing man but I was really close to cussing him out. This is probably one of the only things ever in my life to lead me to the brink of a total meltdown, I'm I'm the calmest person in the world.
Anyways, I guess I'll go to retiro to renew my tourist visa and then back to ezeizA. When I do get my package I want to open it and show them all it was was one shirt for my future baby, baby clothes, I hope I don't call them chorros de m....