Dodgy Eye Test

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Had an eye test the other day as I was getting new glasses. It was my first eye test in Argentina and done in a public eye testing centre. It was really p*** poor.

Apparently my vision has improved in both eyes and in the right eye by 50% since my last test 2 and half years ago in the UK! I read maybe 5 or 6 lines of letters for both eyes. The same lines for both eyes so you remember what you just saw with the other eye! And then a card with diagrams to see if I was colour blind. The whole test took less than 5 minutes and there was no backlog of patients to see, The consultation room had the same (new) specialised equipment you'd find in the UK for example so...?

On top of that the cara de culo con mala onda young eye tester put way too much of that liquid that dilates the pupils so I smarted (no warning from her) and I had black irises the whole evening which freaked me out (she said it would be just for a couple of hours). No 'hola, como estas, what the hell are you doing in Argentina' etc and while I waited in the waiting room for my eyes to dilate she proper slammed the door behind me.

I returned the next day to collect the 'recipe' and she was still moody.

Im wondering if 'is it cos I is Britanico'..

Anyway more importantly Im wondering if all eye tests here are this basic and how common this level of unprofessional slap dashery is. Others experiences?
 
Did you get the special eye test?

Please read these letters..

MALVINAS?

If not , did you forget to invite her for coffee?

Or did she invite you and you refused?
 
It's been my personal experience that your average Argentino couldn't identify one spoken-English accent from another. So, unless you were dressed like John Steed, she might not have known you from an Australian, a Kiwi, or an American for that matter.
 
It's been my personal experience that your average Argentino couldn't identify one spoken-English accent from another. So, unless you were dressed like John Steed, she might not have known you from an Australian, a Kiwi, or an American for that matter.

Maybe...but I can recognize a spanish accent from an argentine accent without too much trouble and Im not a language phonetics expert. Besides she looked at my DNI which states my nationality.

Im more interested in the eye test procedure here in general and peoples experience of it. Anyone?
 
I recently had a mini eye test. Very professional and they changed the letters with each eye. My eyes weren't dilated long. And they gave me numbing drops before they tested. Took only about 10 minutes as my eyesight was the same. Sounds like you got way below the norm service.
 
I just had an eye test the other day (along with MANY other tests) in the Favaloro. Pretty standard stuff - take off glasses, drops in, read chart, changes eyes, put on glasses, etc. Pupils recovered before I left the clinic a couple of hours later. And I got a complement on my baby blues. ^_^
 
I have never had drops in my eyes for a standard reading test. Or did they take a close look up of your eyes with a thing like this? I am not aware of opticians being allowed to do this exam.

http://www.medicitalia.it/public/uploadedfiles/minforma/antoniopascotto_visita_oculistica.jpg
 
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