Executive summary:
Argentina elections are important because stuff happened there in the past that we don't have any evidence about, so we interviewed a political scientist from Columbia Univ. who said the biggest concerns are economic, but no one cares about them and there is no difference between the candidates in this regard.
The guy who has no chance of winning, Macri, only has support in Cap Fed. And the peronists are divided between K's and ultra K's (even though the "ultra K's" have no candidate, but the other peronist candidate, Massa, is in 3rd place and not mentioned in the article-- but whatever). But Scioli is gonna win anyway, so así nada todo tranqui.
So there it is, the Argentine elections in a nutshell: A ginormous nothing burger/choripan de la nada.