FLC

[HenryNisental]

In next election, I will vote for the FLC (Frente de Liberación del Carpincho).
I think they are great assets for this country, as follows:
A) They are not on the dole
B) They are vegetarians
C) They do not vote for HER (or anybody else)
D) They never are in strike
E) They were never accused of corruption
F) They do not traffic in dollars or have foreign bank accounts
G) They never bothered anybody

And maybe more reasons

 

[on the brink]

H) They look cute
I) They have well-ajusted families
J) They mind their own business
K) They are pacifists: like Gandhi, they manage to reclaim their land without resorting to violence. They just munch and procreate.

 

[lunar]

In next election, I will vote for the FLC (Frente de Liberación del Carpincho).

Do they need to be liberated? Are the carpinchos oppressed in any way?

 

[D.B. Cooper]

And they mow the lawn for free. The only problem is that they’re a bit of a traffic hazard.
Last week a motorcyclist hit one in the Nordelta area. It made the rider loose control and hit the pavement pretty hard.

 

[Redpossum]

Yes, but they are rumored to have secret links to the FARC, Fuerzas Armadas Revolucionarios de Carpincho

 

[Ries]

I, too, am a Carpincho supporter- but remember- they are revolutionaries, who believe in returning NorDelta to its original pristine state, and sending all those Chetos to Miami.