Happy New Year Xpats! (Joe's 2015 Predictions)

[Joe]

Let's ring in the new year of the rapidly rising Blu Dolar that will bring happiness from Ed in Salta to Jez in Bariloche!

2015 Predictions

• Blu Dolar hits 20!
• Jason Bateman makes a surprise visit to Salta and signs Ed's Teen Wolf 2 Laser Disk.
• WHO announces the total eradication of polio, small pox and the Stenoblauch Symbiosis.
• Sir Peachy finds the perfect woman
• Densador finds more reasons to eat steak and forego Fugazzeta.
• The Two Million Dollar Man makes appearance at Coffee Chat festooned with diamonds and gold Rolexes

 

[estebandepraga]

Hi Joe
Curious about his one dollar bill!

 

[Joe]

Further Predictions:

• Pink Possum returns to the forum after becoming disillusioned with the Progress Front.
• Neoliberals retake the Pink House as Macri wins in a landslide.
• BAexpats declares a month of National Celebration
• An omen is foreseen as a Flocks of Vultures darken Macri's inauguration.
• Sells River Plate to the Vultures to pay for the national debt.
• Macri abolishes the Precios Cuidados program
• Prices double. Flour, cheese and onions are especially hard hit leading to a "El Panico de Pizza"
• Matias emerges as the leader of "The Fugazzeta Spring", surrounding the Pink House and leading to Macri's ouster.
• Matias is acclaimed as Argentina's new leader with Pauper as first lady.
• BAexpats declares a month of National Mourning.
• Steve is forced to fortify his compound.
• Esteban leaves for Prague in memory of "The Prague Spring".

 

[Joe]

What are your predictions for the New Year?

Who will win the election?
What will be the inflation rate next year?
Will the Precious Cuidados program be abolished?
Where will the Blu Dolar end the year?
Will the Vulture issue be resolved?
Will import restrictions be lifted?
Will Kale catch on ... FINALLY?

 

[Johnny]

Further Predictions:

• Pink Possum returns to the forum after becoming disillusioned with the Progress Front.
• Neoliberals retake the Pink House as Macri wins in a landslide.
• BAexpats declares a month of National Celebration
• An omen is foreseen as a Flocks of Vultures darken Macri's inauguration.
• Sells River Plate to the Vultures to pay for the national debt.
• Macri abolishes the Precios Cuidados program
• Prices double. Flour, cheese and onions are especially hard hit leading to a "El Panico de Pizza"
• Matias emerges as the leader of "The Fugazzeta Spring", surrounding the Pink House and leading to Macri's ouster.
• Matias is acclaimed as Argentina's new leader with Pauper as first lady.
• BAexpats declares a month of National Mourning.
• Steve is forced to fortify his compound.
• Esteban leaves for Prague in memory of "The Prague Spring".

Where's Uncle Fester and Gomez ?

 

[Joe]

[background=rgb(252, 252, 252)]Where's Uncle Fester and Gomez ? [/background]

 

[Rich One]

What are your predictions for the New Year?

Who will win the election?
What will be the inflation rate next year?
Will the Precious Cuidados program be abolished?
Where will the Blu Dolar end the year?
Will the Vulture issue be resolved?
Will import restrictions be lifted?
Will Kale catch on ... FINALLY?

Only economic/political issues mentioned...??? What about the views from the" kitchen" cabinet .?

 

[Pensador]

A severe drought strangles the agriculture sector and throws Argentina into a depression. Blue hits 30 or 40. Shortages are seen in everything from diapers to cooking oil. Riots and looting problems from the villas while crime goes up around 75%.

 

[estebandepraga]

If Pensador is right(whih I am sure is NOT the case here) I am back to beer guzzling and dumpling, pork and cabbage eating in Prague!