glasgowjohn
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At a secret meeting with Queen Elizabeth to solve the Falklands/Malvinas dispute , CFK turned to the Queen and said "As I am President of Argentina I'm thinking of changing how my great country is referred to and I'm thinking that it should really be a Kingdom".
The Queen replied "I'm sorry Cristina, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge... and you're not a King".
CFK thought for a while and then said "How about a Principality then?" To which the Queen replied, "Again, to be a Principality you have to have a Prince - and you're not a Prince".
CFK thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?" The Queen, getting a little annoyed at this point, replied "Sorry again, Cristina, but to be an Empire you need to have an Emperor in charge... and you are not an Emperor".
Before CFK could utter another word the Queen said "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country".
The Queen replied "I'm sorry Cristina, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge... and you're not a King".
CFK thought for a while and then said "How about a Principality then?" To which the Queen replied, "Again, to be a Principality you have to have a Prince - and you're not a Prince".
CFK thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?" The Queen, getting a little annoyed at this point, replied "Sorry again, Cristina, but to be an Empire you need to have an Emperor in charge... and you are not an Emperor".
Before CFK could utter another word the Queen said "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country".
