Argentine Senator Robbed In Gerli

[pauper]

His BMW had a stolen vehicle finder devise installed? Or it was just car's GPS tracking functioning?

The baul was full of the dollars he promised Cristina he would 'pesificar' - AFIP sniffer dogs found it.

(With apologies to Mr. Rooney)

 

[pauper]

Please, for the safety of all, tell me they didnt assault The Moustache. Vishnu only knows what foul contraband Mustachio Fernandez keeps stowed in that thinger.

The Moustache originally stated it was unavailable for comment but in a door step confrontation with reporters it bristled at allegations that it had fled the scene leaving Fernandez alone and exposed saying 'I've never been in such a close shave with Aníbal'

 

[EdRooney]

According to INDEC The Moustache measures 10 x 4 cm, but private consultancies estimate it to be at least twice that. Both however agree that its contents can feed 3 families for a week.

 

[Joe]

Se llevaron dos teléfonos, un par de anteojos, los famosos (que usó en el Senado) y la llave del coche. También el iPad, que estaba ahí. No recuperé nada de todo eso".

They took an iPad, but no mention if they also got his maple syrup. And from the healthy bushiness of his dick duster, he's got to be a heavy kale eater but also no mention of kale in the police report (see Are You a Potential Vigilante for background)

 

[Yogur griego]

You guys are infinitely better than La Nación commenters *blinks a tear away*

 

[ghost]

They took an iPad, but no mention if they also got his maple syrup. And from the healthy bushiness of his dick duster, he's got to be a heavy kale eater but also no mention of kale in the police report (see Are You a Potential Vigilante for background)

"dick duster" are you inferring that the Cannibal is a rump ranger?

 

[ARbound]

"dick duster" are you inferring that the Cannibal is a rump ranger?

Rump ranger? Oh lord that's a new one.

He's straight or he might secretly be one of those old trolls always messaging me to "Visit daddy, I've got pancakes with maple syrup and Organic kale soup siezed by Aduana".

Asking if I would want to try the dick duster would be a definite deal breaker though.

 

[Redpossum]

I guess that through the years I've spent more time reading La Nación/Infobae comments than actual articles.
When reading the best among them, it's as if Joe, EdRooney and Southern Cone Dog have formed a unholy alliance to give birth to one almighty internet troll.

(above quote edited to correct an obvious typo)

an ugly thought

 

[EdRooney]

He's straight or he might secretly be one of those old trolls always messaging me to "Visit daddy, I've got pancakes with maple syrup and Organic kale soup siezed by Aduana".

Asking if I would want to try the dick duster would be a definite deal breaker though.

In such a case I would advise you to put on at least three of your vintage prophylactics. You can never be too sure.

 

[Redpossum]

El Bigote just can't keep his mouth shut. His latest quote--

"Me cago en el día que se me dio por comentar algo que vi en La Nación, que son unos deshonestos intelectuales fenomenales porque no son capaces de decir que ellos mandan a hacer el estudio de sensación de seguridad a la Universidad de Belgrano (Sic)"

Story here-
http://tn.com.ar/politica/anibal-se-enojo-y-acuso-a-la-prensa-de-tergiversar-sus-dichos_493473

You know, if nothing else, this is certainly amusing. I mean, US politicians issue boring, politically-correct "statements", but good old Hannibal just goes in shooting from the lip