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I have shared this site before as I find the writer very funny. He also writes for the Herald, but this week's weekly round up-especially the play-by-play of yesterday's events (Dec 6th), had me cracking up.
thought I would share-
http://www.argentina...ial-7d-edition/
a sample:
thought I would share-
http://www.argentina...ial-7d-edition/
a sample:
- [10:25 AM] A container in Puerto Madero filled with drums of mercury catches fire. Local networks announce we’re all going to die very quickly.
- [10:52 AM] No, wait! Turns out it’s not mercury! Phew! No, it’s actually a chemical compound used in pesticides/insecticides that explodes when making contact with water. Firemen arrive and try to put the fire out with water. Container explodes (obviously). Dense toxic cloud begins to hover above Buenos Aires. Authorities order the evacuation of offices and schools in Puerto Madero, San Telmo, Retiro and the downtown area. A putrid smell invades the city. Local networks announce we’re still going to die, only a slow and painful death.