Devastating News For Baexpats

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http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/state/massive-maple-syrup-spill-snarls-i--traffic-in-oklahoma/article_3b695af4-9ef1-11e3-845a-001a4bcf6878.html

And no, it's not from the Onion.
 
Let's see *scanning webpages* ... flights to Oklahoma City ... $1,438.

Ok, hmmmm.... Oklahoma departments of highways ... nope. Oklahoma highway crews ... YES! Job openings on Oklahoma highway clean-up crews!

Oh sh*t. I need to be a Oklahoma resident?

hmmmmm ....

*scanning more web pages*

Oklahoma state residency requirements ....
 
I was astonished to hear on TV last night that maple syrup will be among the items contained in the $85,000 swag bags being handed out to Oscar winners tomorrow. When did maple syrup go from being a condiment/cooking ingredient to a luxury item? I'm a Canadian and I did not get this memo.
 
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