Flagged By Immigration, Now What?

[Ceviche]

Your cat thread got "flagged."

which one?

 

[BaltRochGirl]

Don't be primitive, he is on the computer flagged.

Since he didn't say that, it's still unclear. Lots of people get verbal thrashings but ultimately no written anything. Not sure why asking for specifics is primitive...seems pretty normal to me.

 

[ajoknoblauch]

which one?

This one? http://www.timesfreepress.com/news/businesscenter/story/2009/aug/07/kitty-porn-florida-man-blames-cat-paws-child-porn-/230006/

 

[steveinbsas]

An American woman was arrested last night at EZE after being caught entering Argentina with kitty-porn.

When asked by a customs agent what was on her laptop she unthinkingly answered, "Just pictures of my pussy."

She was able to get off with a verbal thrashing.

Seems pretty normal to me.

 

[ajoknoblauch]

An American woman was arrested last night at EZE after being caught entering Argentina with kitty-porn.

When asked by a customs agent what was on her laptop she unthinkingly answered, "Just pictures of my pussy."

She was able to get off with a verbal thrashing.

Seems pretty normal to me.

People entering puberty often find their own jokes funny.

 

[steveinbsas]

People entering puberty often find their own jokes funny.

I also think its funny to occupy space in your head without having to pay rent.

But it's awfully cramped in there. There seems to have been a structural collapse.

Could it be a result of an irony deficiency?

 

[ajoknoblauch]

I also think its funny to occupy space in your head without having to pay rent.

But it's awfully cramped in there. There seems to have been a structural collapse.

Could it be a result of an irony deficiency?

You need to hire some writers, since you lack the necessary talent. But it's unlikely anyone will work for what you're willing to pay.

 

[steveinbsas]

You need to hire some writers, since you lack the necessary talent. But it's unlikely anyone will work for what you're willing to pay.

Thanks for the advice. It was worth exactly what I paid for it.

 

[ajoknoblauch]

I wouldn't know value if the Rockefellers willed me their fortunes.

I suspected that.

 

[steveinbsas]

Ironically, if I ever do hire someone to work with me, it won't be someone who is rarely capable of writing more than one line at a time (when not just posting links) and it will be someone who has the integrity as a writer not to change what someone else has written to make it look like they said something they did not (including the previous post in this thread) and also knows better than to use the same material over and over and over to the same audience.

None of what follows has been edited or abbreviated, though the first quote was deliberately changed to make it look like I said something that I did not say.

Posted by ajoknoblauch on 23 June 2015 - 12:19 PM in Expat Life
steveinbsas, on 23 June 2015 - 11:55 AM, said:
Why can't I ever keep my story straight?

The irony deficiency grows more acute by the day... http://www.newyorker...od-most-popular

Posted by ajoknoblauch on 09 June 2015 - 09:57 PM in Expat Life
steveinbsas, on 09 June 2015 - 07:00 PM, said:
The planet will save itself. https://www.youtube....h?v=rld0KDcan_w

Not even scientists will be able to save you from overwhelming evidence and your increasing irony deficiency.

Posted by ajoknoblauch on 04 June 2015 - 01:38 PM in Culture
sleslie23, on 04 June 2015 - 01:28 PM, said:
You are a master of irony.

Or are you suffering from irony deficiency?

Posted by ajoknoblauch on 26 February 2015 - 04:19 PM in Expat Life
EMI_CHEF, on 26 February 2015 - 04:09 PM, said:
Whats your problem dude? I don't get the youtube video...

Your problem may be irony deficiency, then...

Posted by ajoknoblauch on 10 February 2015 - 02:49 PM in Expat Life
steveinbsas, on 10 February 2015 - 02:30 PM, said:
This is an excellent example of Alinsky strategy: dodge the issue by focusing on Ronald Regan and attacking Sessions' intelligence rather than actually dealing with the issue of illegal immigration and the lack of enforcement of the existing laws during the current administration's tenure. Saul would be proud.

PS: Throwing in the race card with the exp<b></b>ression "fearsome dark-skinned hordes" was a nice touch. Always play the race card when you have the chance. Jesse and Al would be proud, too.

Who was Ronald Regan? Another of those heroic border defenders? Mr. Sessions's statements speak for themselves - clear but clueless, and suffering from the same terminal irony deficiency and reactionary viciousness that characterized his Alabama predecessors and heroes (most notably George Wallace). You do a great job of building the case against Sessions and his ilk.

Posted by ajoknoblauch on 08 February 2015 - 04:51 PM in Expat Life
Ceviche, on 08 February 2015 - 04:32 PM, said:
Dollar problem versus justifying living illegally in a country because "I am a person from a better economy. And you Argentina..you are a 3rd world country" is no justification Come here for 3 months. Blow yr dollars. Go visit Bariloche and Iguazu. Drink some mate. Have sex with locas and then split. Out! Shuu

You may be suffering from irony deficiency...

Posted by ajoknoblauch on 03 October 2014 - 03:48 PM in Expat Life
Firelander officials appear to be suffering from irony deficiency.

Posted by ajoknoblauch on 16 August 2014 - 11:10 AM in Expat Life
Matiasba, on 16 August 2014 - 11:02 AM, said:
Finally someone says the same thing I ve been saying here for a long time. One of the problems of Argentina is that we dont have a patriotic upper class. (unlike Chile, Brazil, Mexico, Colombia, etc)

Irony deficiency claims yet another victim!

Posted by ajoknoblauch on 16 August 2014 - 02:04 AM in Expat Life
Matiasba, on 15 August 2014 - 04:39 PM, said:
and with the people who voted Kirchnerismo in a presidential elections, not once, not twice, but three consecutive times. We two are not alone.

Still suffering from irony deficiency...

Posted by ajoknoblauch on 19 June 2014 - 11:27 PM in Expat Life
thorsten, on 19 June 2014 - 10:55 PM, said:

Given the simplicity of soccer and the amount of time you spend on the topic, what does it tell us that you still don't know the rules?

You may be suffering from irony deficiency.

Posted by ajoknoblauch on 11 May 2014 - 09:56 PM in Articles
steveinbsas, on 11 May 2014 - 07:12 PM, said:
Argentina has public health care with a private option. How does it differ from the health care system in Chile?

The aynistas continue to suffer from irony deficiency.

Posted by ajoknoblauch on 08 May 2014 - 02:59 PM in Expat Life
steveinbsas, on 08 May 2014 - 02:41 PM, said:
Does anyone else recognize a sentence fragment when they see one?

Galt's Gulch appears to suffer from an epidemic of irony deficiency.
Posted by ajoknoblauch on 29 April 2014 - 08:26 PM in Expat Life
pauper, on 29 April 2014 - 06:09 PM, said:
yes, especially for his wife...

Then again, unlike some, my wife has a sense of humor and does not suffer from irony deficiency.

Posted by ajoknoblauch on 25 January 2014 - 08:32 PM in Expat Life
jackbower, on 25 January 2014 - 04:20 PM, said:
https://www.google.c...iw=1024&bih=600
This is a joke right?

Are you suffering from irony deficiency?

Posted by ajoknoblauch on 04 November 2013 - 05:50 PM in Expat Life
samiamm, on 04 November 2013 - 02:48 PM, said:
Yes I can see now why a lying expert is your role model as you have built your life around lies and more lies as seen by your dishonest books that you try to sell to a gullible public. People are waking up though to people like you and we all look forward to the day that true and honest people are the rulers in the world.

Sami continues to suffer from irony deficiency.

Posted by ajoknoblauch on 19 September 2013 - 08:08 PM in Expat Life
samiamm, on 19 September 2013 - 06:55 PM, said:
Yes and your lovely country has very low crime rate and people smile and greet you with flowers when they pass you on the street . Yes the USA is nirvana on earth

Still suffering from irony deficiency?

Posted by ajoknoblauch on 05 March 2013 - 04:25 PM in Expat Life
Jaredberryman, on 05 March 2013 - 04:15 PM, said:
Maybe you meant wages would be zero, and inflation would rise to the stratosphere.... : )

I hope you are not suffering from irony deficiency.