glasgowjohn
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In a skillful piece of genetic engineering and masterful move designed to help the Scottish 2030 and 2034 Soccer World Cup campaign , Mrs. Glasgowjohn and yours truly are delighted to announce the one month birthday of Glasgowjohn Junior.
Originally weighing in at 3.5 Kilos and measuring 48cm, McMessi as he is now known, has grown to 53cm and now touches over 4 kilos on the scales. I can confirm he has a beautiful left foot, which is attracting the soccer scouts from Europe and elsewhere in the World.
This young chap, a mix of Scottish, Irish, Argentine and Spanish blood will train on the same pitches as Messi and Maradona . there can be no doubt he is destined to be a star – on his father’s side there are several relatives who have played at the top level in Scotland and England and Carlos Bilardo was the best man at the wedding of Mrs Glasgowjohn’s mum and dad.
This cunning plot is sure to succeed.
Meanwhile, we are setting up a foundation to finance the purchase of nappies and milk. As we are still waiting to sign the first professional contract , all donations are extremely welcome.
Originally weighing in at 3.5 Kilos and measuring 48cm, McMessi as he is now known, has grown to 53cm and now touches over 4 kilos on the scales. I can confirm he has a beautiful left foot, which is attracting the soccer scouts from Europe and elsewhere in the World.
This young chap, a mix of Scottish, Irish, Argentine and Spanish blood will train on the same pitches as Messi and Maradona . there can be no doubt he is destined to be a star – on his father’s side there are several relatives who have played at the top level in Scotland and England and Carlos Bilardo was the best man at the wedding of Mrs Glasgowjohn’s mum and dad.
This cunning plot is sure to succeed.
Meanwhile, we are setting up a foundation to finance the purchase of nappies and milk. As we are still waiting to sign the first professional contract , all donations are extremely welcome.
