I think my recent experience on American may be the worst. My wife and I still refer to it as the American Airlines Electric Clown Incident.
Can anyone top this?
About 3am I needed to stretch so I went to the back of the plane and stood there for a few minutes. The area was a U-shaped galley with no one in it except me. Soon an older, lady flight attendant came stomping down the aisle toward me and said sharply "Do I go to your house and stand around in your kitchen??!!"
I just stood there with my mouth hanging open, unable to reply because not only was her question and attitude completely crazy but she had layers upon layers of colored makeup on her face and her hair was teased way up as if she like to put her finger in an electrical outlet.
She looked just like a petite Bozo the clown in a flight attendant uniform.
The only explanation I could think of was that she was one of those 'stewardesses' that the airlines put into their tv ads in the 1980's (Hi, I'm Amanda, fly me'), and she's flying around in the low oxygen environment for the last 35 years.