I Found The Real Use For Bidets In Buenos Aires

Here's the scenario. Camel goes out running looking for a pull up bar. He finally finds one in Puerto Madero. That very same morning a tanker from Liberia carrying a fresh shipment of kale docks, a rat escapes from the tanker. A stray dog eats some of the rat's poo as we know dog's do do. Later that afternoon the dog who is suffering severe diarrhea finds release under a pull up bar.

Camel comes home and finding his trainers soiled rinses them off in the bidet.

That night, Camel hosts a coffee tasting party to determine the best coffee available for purchase in Baires. AND THEN CONTAGION!

Spoiler Alert: Last Scene of Contagion:

http://youtu.be/cparw3JLO60

We need P auper to set this to music.
 
A new Russian application for bidets; To peel potatoes....? Maybe

http://www.infobae.com/2014/12/05/1613237-un-ruso-descubre-la-forma-mas-practica-pelar-dos-bolsas-papas-60-segundos
 
I don't know if that would work in a bidet - but the crazy Russian is now my hero for peeling potatoes! How cool.
 
Here's the scenario. Camel goes out running looking for a pull up bar. He finally finds one in Puerto Madero. That very same morning a tanker from Liberia carrying a fresh shipment of kale docks, a rat escapes from the tanker. A stray dog eats some of the rat's poo as we know dog's do do. Later that afternoon the dog who is suffering severe diarrhea finds release under a pull up bar.

Camel comes home and finding his trainers soiled rinses them off in the bidet.

That night, Camel hosts a coffee tasting party to determine the best coffee available for purchase in Baires. AND THEN CONTAGION!

Contagions are traditional named after the discoverer of the contagion (Joe) and the original host (Camel). Hence this contagion would be called the "Joe Camel Contagion".

Spoiler Alert: Last Scene of Contagion:


As far as a movie being "over the top" then you need to talk about "Interstellar".
I need to give you a short course in virology. But in the near term just relax.
 
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