Here's the scenario. Camel goes out running looking for a pull up bar. He finally finds one in Puerto Madero. That very same morning a tanker from Liberia carrying a fresh shipment of kale docks, a rat escapes from the tanker. A stray dog eats some of the rat's poo as we know dog's do do. Later that afternoon the dog who is suffering severe diarrhea finds release under a pull up bar.
Camel comes home and finding his trainers soiled rinses them off in the bidet.
That night, Camel hosts a coffee tasting party to determine the best coffee available for purchase in Baires. AND THEN CONTAGION!
Spoiler Alert: Last Scene of Contagion:
http://youtu.be/cparw3JLO60
We need P auper to set this to music.