I Found The Real Use For Bidets In Buenos Aires

[la_guachita]

Also: feline water fountain.

 

[GS_Dirtboy]

Way too small. That's what the bathtub is for.

Icing down your champagne then?

 

[sleslie23]

Icing down your champagne then?

Eso!

 

[Pensador]

Way too small. That's what the bathtub is for.

ROFLOL good one

 

[Joe]

Most Yanquis only use them for defrosting Turkeys during the holiday season.

Yes this is a severe Salmonella risk.

 

[camel]

Yes this is a severe Salmonella risk.

If Ebola and Salmonella got together and had a little baby virus, what would it be?

 

[mc kenna]

It would be........ para todos y para todas

 

[ghost]

Yes didn't you see the movie "Contagion"?

Half the people in the world could die if Camel has a dinner party and invites the Irregular Girls over for a Catch-Up night.

Way over the top.

 

[estebandepraga]

Although I am Argentine and know very well what it is for, my Irish grandmother and I in the seventies were on a trip in France and Italy and so found it useful to soak her weary feet after a full day of touring!

 

[Joe]

Way over the top.

Here's the scenario. Camel goes out running looking for a pull up bar. He finally finds one in Puerto Madero. That very same morning a tanker from Liberia carrying a fresh shipment of kale docks, a rat escapes from the tanker. A stray dog eats some of the rat's poo as we know dog's do do. Later that afternoon the dog who is suffering severe diarrhea finds release under a pull up bar.

Camel comes home and finding his trainers soiled rinses them off in the bidet.

That night, Camel hosts a coffee tasting party to determine the best coffee available for purchase in Baires. AND THEN CONTAGION!

Contagions are traditional named after the discoverer of the contagion (Joe) and the original host (Camel). Hence this contagion would be called the "Joe Camel Contagion".

Spoiler Alert: Last Scene of Contagion:

As far as a movie being "over the top" then you need to talk about "Interstellar".