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We the oppressed Argentines of Punta del Este call upon President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner to send in Argentine self defence forces to free us from our Uruguayan oppressors. Our extremist marijuana smoking Uruguayan overlords have even deprived us of our beloved Argentine Pesos and force us to use their nationalist Uruguayan Pesos or the fascist Yankee Dollar. Argentines are discriminated against on a daily basis solely due to the colour of their currency. Thousands of civilians were forced to flee Punta this temporada by a deliberate policy of Uruguayan overcharging targeting innocent Argentine women and children. They even turn off our traffic lights to deprive us of the simple pleasure of ignoring them and there are not even any traffic police to bribe. History is on our side, Punta del Este was conceived, build and overdeveloped by Argentines. Over 70% of our households are Argentine speaking. Punta has seen some of Argentine history greatest triumphs in fashion shows, extravagant celebrity galas and disco dancing. We do not want to be forced to sit around and drink mate whilst reminiscing about the 1950 Maracanazo. Follow the lead of comrade Putin and free us from this injustice of history!