One of the reasons I love Buenos Aires is how few US tourists I see, and how easy it is to avoid them. You can see them coming from a mile away- they are covered in Pockets. For some reason, most US tourists are convinced Buenos Aires is on the Amazon, and jungle expedition wear is required, including pockets on your $100 gigantic safari grade bucket hat, 20 or so pockets on your bug-proof jungle cargo pants, and pockets on your sleeves. I guess they are on their way to Antarctica, where, everybody knows, they dont sell pockets. I can always tell when a cruise ship is in town, by seeing the Pocket Count on Florida triple.
Never noticed the pockets, just the obese people dressed like bums.