Overheard on the calle

[perry]

Very funny article about Buenos Aires on Page 10 of the current issue of Time Out

Walk on my right hand side - its safer; you never know when someone committing suicide might jump from an apartment block and land on top of you

Porteño to Australia girl on Avenida Las Heras

My mind is like a Europeans but my penis is definetely Argentinian .

A Porteños chat-up line to an British girl in a Palermo Bar

 

[Gringoboy]

Strangely and tragically enough, a woman did throw herself from an eighth floor appt last Friday.
It was awful actually as she landed on the pavement just less than a block from my shop.
Rubber neckers everywhere.
Maybe the Porteño had a point?