Hey all,
I have some tiny screw drivers but none that tiny. And yes I called Josh MacDaddy but he said not to have any hope (and he usually is a pretty hopeful guy). I don't know who Ricardo is. The trick is to turn it off IMMEDIATELY and get it upside down for a few days... I didn't do either of those soon enough / long enough. Luckily the thing was going on 3 years so it's not like I wasn't gonna need a new one in the next little while anyway... Apple has got this planned obsolescence thing down!! If you have any leads of friends selling one do let me know; I'd be happy to get a used one.
And Napoleon thank you for your words of encouragement !! You get to be the first person on my ignore list (jerk).