What Impact Will The New Pope Have On Argentina?

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Increase of Parrillas in Rome
Increase of Tango Shows worldwide
Increase in Argentinians traveling to Rome and to Piamonte Province, "Roots" of Francesco
San Lorenzo Soccer Team to big Leagues
Maradona as Director of the New Vatican Soccer Team
Bergoglios birth place becomes a sanctuary
Changes in Cardinals wardrobes
Economy only air travel
Subsidized Entrance Fee to Vatican Museums for the Poor
Cut in Deadwood
A Cult for San Lorenzo Christian martyr died "grilled a la parrilla" in the year 258 AD.
San "Francisco", Ca. claims credit as Papal sister city?
Pope Francisco, Vatican Head of State, demands from Cristina the return of the Jesuits Misiones confiscated in 1776.
Pope Francisco will decree a low carbo diets for Cardinals , all pretty overweight





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Argentinean Pope and low carb diets?? You mean eat something besides pizza & pasta? Youve been having too much fernet.