I've always hated that some sites make you register "first name" "last name", etc before you can access the info that you want to read. Most of the time it's none of their business what your name is. Unless you are going to buy something, what do they care? So I made up a name.... Now I register as Mini Cooper. It's a person's name, right? Before using Mini Cooper, I used to use Leelou Dallas. But I look more like a Mini Cooper than a Leelou Dallas. My name has only three letters and most forums don't let you have three letter usernames (why is that???) I just use Mini as my username too.