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    What Is So Great About Miami?

    Why do Argentines constantly ask me why, since I have a US Passport, am I not in Miami? What is so great about Miami? Why do the Argentines love it so much? I've never been, but it's in Florida, for Christ's sake. It seems I have offended yet another person by implying that just maybe he's a nut...
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    Doggy Ransom

    I was recently speaking with a colleague who told me that last year, her toy poodle was kidnapped from her backyard and held for 1000p ransom. The owner obliged as she did not want her pet harmed. The concept of stealing dogs is not foreign to me (I read Call of the Wild, of course), but I had...
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    Cat Cafe In Buenos Aires?

    I viewed the whole 9 minutes by the way. Kittens are so sweet. I especially liked the short-haired white one with the pointy ears.
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    Cat Cafe In Buenos Aires?

    If I were filthy rich and eccentric I would have opened one upon landing and bought off the permisos/bribed authorities by throwing money at everyone who opens his or her mouth. First, because I adore cats, and second, I just found out that angering cat haters is my new favorite thing.
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    Cat Cafe In Buenos Aires?

    I've been waiting for one for so long. We should convince someone to do something about it.
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    Dead Dogs In Palermo

    Whaaa, don't take it out on my precious children, it's not their fault pussies make you so upset.
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    Dead Dogs In Palermo

    The Botánico? Oh no! A few hundred people might visit there Tuesday thru Fridays from 8h to 17:45h!
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    Dead Dogs In Palermo

    Whoops! Don't have the legal right to vote for my own president, boo. But I'll cast a fake vote if you drive me to my voting station, Sugar.
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    Dead Dogs In Palermo

    Holy crap, I am seriously scared. I could be one of the 4% of babies born from one third of one third of pregnant ladies in Argentina who have either played with a cat, played with a cat butt, played with a cat butt a lot, eaten something, or played in a sandbox.
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    Dead Dogs In Palermo

    Dude, forget about poop. Food is making people sick now! FOOD!
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    Dead Dogs In Palermo

    Oh snap! We gotta ban food now.
  12. Cecil Fox Palmer

    Dead Dogs In Palermo

    In that case, let's not pick up after our dogs. After all, a little dog poop never actually killed anyone, right?
  13. Cecil Fox Palmer

    Dead Dogs In Palermo

    Also, turns out that an overwhelming (!!) 1/3rd of the population have toxoplasmosis, but it is harmless. Still, in pregnant women it is more dangerous (!!!) but again, only 1/3rd of infected women will actually give birth to a baby with toxoplasmosis. And of these babies born with...
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    Dead Dogs In Palermo

    Psst! Check out an educational video about how reliable statistics can be: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDj_bN0L8XM
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    Dead Dogs In Palermo

    Never met anyone with it either, huh?
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