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Why do Argentines constantly ask me why, since I have a US Passport, am I not in Miami? What is so great about Miami? Why do the Argentines love it so much? I've never been, but it's in Florida, for Christ's sake. It seems I have offended yet another person by implying that just maybe he's a nut...

I was recently speaking with a colleague who told me that last year, her toy poodle was kidnapped from her backyard and held for 1000p ransom. The owner obliged as she did not want her pet harmed. The concept of stealing dogs is not foreign to me (I read Call of the Wild, of course), but I had...

I viewed the whole 9 minutes by the way. Kittens are so sweet. I especially liked the short-haired white one with the pointy ears.

If I were filthy rich and eccentric I would have opened one upon landing and bought off the permisos/bribed authorities by throwing money at everyone who opens his or her mouth. First, because I adore cats, and second, I just found out that angering cat haters is my new favorite thing.

I've been waiting for one for so long. We should convince someone to do something about it.

Whaaa, don't take it out on my precious children, it's not their fault pussies make you so upset.

The Botánico? Oh no! A few hundred people might visit there Tuesday thru Fridays from 8h to 17:45h!

Whoops! Don't have the legal right to vote for my own president, boo. But I'll cast a fake vote if you drive me to my voting station, Sugar.

Holy crap, I am seriously scared. I could be one of the 4% of babies born from one third of one third of pregnant ladies in Argentina who have either played with a cat, played with a cat butt, played with a cat butt a lot, eaten something, or played in a sandbox.

Dude, forget about poop. Food is making people sick now! FOOD!

Oh snap! We gotta ban food now.

In that case, let's not pick up after our dogs. After all, a little dog poop never actually killed anyone, right?

Also, turns out that an overwhelming (!!) 1/3rd of the population have toxoplasmosis, but it is harmless. Still, in pregnant women it is more dangerous (!!!) but again, only 1/3rd of infected women will actually give birth to a baby with toxoplasmosis. And of these babies born with...

Psst! Check out an educational video about how reliable statistics can be: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDj_bN0L8XM

Never met anyone with it either, huh?

I'm curious: has anyone ever had or known someone who has had toxoplasmosis? And how many people here have stepped in dog turd?

Well I know stray cats roam. Don't know if people leave their pets to roam. Don't get me wrong; I like dogs very much. And sure, I've met tons irresponsible cat owners, but they are shy in comparison to dog owners who don't bother to teach their dogs manners, dude. Otherwise you wouldn't have so...

Hah, classic ajoknoblauch, always parading his hate for cats everywhere he goes. But slow down there!, it seems the original problem here was that dogs were being poisoned in Palermo and not cats. I don't think people in this city usually let their cats roam free. I sure as hell would not. At...

That's very sad. I've had many cats poisoned back home. I'm sure it's done deliberately as a sick joke. I wish the system would take killing animals (whether pets or strays) more seriously. First they're gleefully killing helpless animals and then they're shooting up schools.

Thanks for the suggestions guys, I'll see what I can work out.