A New Use For Kale

[ajoknoblauch]

How long will it take Argentines to catch up? http://blog.sfgate.com/sfmoms/2014/05/23/more-parents-name-their-babies-kale-in-california-than-in-any-other-state/#11155101=0

 

[wineguy999]

My grandmother served it long before it was hip
I remember having it with sirloin tip

It was not magic food, it wouldn't cure a disease
Just another veggie, like spinach and peas

But when I hear of a baby named "Kale"
I know that it's gone far beyond the pale

 

[Joe]

My grandmother served it long before it was hip
I remember having it with sirloin tip

It was not magic food, it wouldn't cure a disease
Just another veggie, like spinach and peas

But when I hear of a baby named "Kale"
I know that it's gone far beyond the pale

This poem about kale
is quite a tall tale.

It reminds me of when my auntie Mable
first served me a fine syrup made of maple.

But writing a poem about kale
is what really has gone far beyond the pale.

 

[ajoknoblauch]

My grandmother served it long before it was hip
I remember having it with sirloin tip

It was not magic food, it wouldn't cure a disease
Just another veggie, like spinach and peas

But when I hear of a baby named "Kale"
I know that it's gone far beyond the pale

I know a history professor from UC Davis whose daughter was born in Santiago, and the Chileans wouldn't let him name his daughter "Lechuga."

 

[Joe]

There once was a professor from Davis

I know a history professor from UC Davis whose daughter was born in Santiago, and the Chileans wouldn't let him name his daughter "Lechuga."

I know a professor in Caracas that had to turn his daughter out for Lechuga.

 

[Alicia karr]

Joe, do you dream about Kale at night?
Do you think about when and how you'll get your next kale fix during the day?
Have friends or loved ones expressed concern about your kale habits?
Have you driven under the influence of Kale?
Have you tried to stop using kale but not been able to?
now that the LAN is gone (gateway drug) do you find yourself with intrusive thoughts about Kale?


Is it time for us BAexpats to do an intervention for Joe? Or should this be a new thread?

 

[ajoknoblauch]

Joe, do you dream about Kale at night?
Do you think about when and how you'll get your next kale fix during the day?
Have friends or loved ones expressed concern about your kale habits?
Have you driven under the influence of Kale?
Have you tried to stop using kale but not been able to?
now that the LAN is gone (gateway drug) do you find yourself with intrusive thoughts about Kale?


Is it time for us BAexpats to do an intervention for Joe? Or should this be a new thread?

Perhaps Joe could sublimate his difficulties with

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iAAe_7_HOw

or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E40IFKrzDIg

 

[Joe]

JJ Cale's Cocaine song is actually about Kale - but references to Kale in all entertainment have been strictly prohibited since the furor over the 1930's movie "Kale Madness" was released with the subtitle "The Burning Weed with its Roots in Hell"

Music to use when tripping on Kale:

 

[lucha54]

you guys are so funny. did you know i have about 30 kale plants growing on the balcony. I fear they don't have enough space to get sufficiently big but we'll see what happens!! Now how much will you guys pay per head is what I want to know....

 

[Joe]

http://youtu.be/WcI7jgkwdCM