Some of y'all might appreciate this:
http://www.newyorker.com/business/currency/leaving-united-airlines-after-merger
As the locals say: Es lo que hay!
Interesting article, but I don't think United is any worse than any other airline regarding extra charges, boarding groups, etc. Even Southwest now forces you to pay more to board early - with no reserved seats.
I have a fond nostalgia for British Airways, when the meals were still edible, flying was still something enjoyable, and Delibes' Flower Duet floated magically out of the PA system.