To all disappointed in bread/pastries: In Chacarita there's an incredible cafe called
Anchoíta Panaderia (the hyperlink is to their Google Maps page). I stopped by today while on a walk. It's very expensive but I picked up a loaf of sourdough (which they asked if I'd like sliced for me), a chocolate croissant and a cafe con leche. All items have blown me away and the service was out of this world. It's a bit hipster, and prices are high, but as a treat once and again when my paycheck is padded with overtime...it's top of my list now. A tiny space but also looks a pretty chill spot to have lunch (they have ham and butter baguette on the menu, very Parisian style). The quality of the products is noted, coffee was the best I've tasted here in 13 years.