Since there isnt enough money in the world to pay me to either watch sports or go to a frat party, I just have to stick to places where the toilets work, I guess...
But most places in BsAs look pretty bad when the lights come on.
I do listen to jazz, and Thelonius is pretty shabby in daylight.
The standards of cleanliness vary from country to country, thats for sure.
I once stayed in a campground in Germany where, every day, these 4 burly women would come in, unlock the second bathroom complex, swab the whole thing down with a few hundred gallons of ammonia and bleach, then lock it right back up again- not enough customers to open it. But it was clean, by god.