Especially for Shankees, like yours truly, the detritus of my generation, the Wall Street criminals and the illiterate "creatives", who judge themselves and others by just how much they can take or how recondite their playlist is, the irretractable poisonous growth in the imperial shower head, spraying its financial "innovation" and funky beats over the entire naked, vulnerable, unknowing, and beautiful world, simply is not here in person.
Alright, now I'm going to go check my stock quotes and update my iPod.