I Was Swindled Out Of $1000 Dollars

[pauper]

Nowadays, the betting's over because everybody knows how it will end: every single bloody thread gets turned into this braindead Ajo vs Steve catfight.

You mean this? Just let it go Steve, then it will just be the sound of one dog barking. Everyone's on your side matey.

 

[sleslie23]

You mean this? Just let it go Steve, then it will just be the sound of one dog barking. Everyone's on your side matey.

Exactly. Despite my own opinions on Ayn Rand and Glen Beck, I don't consider you at fault.

 

[steveinbsas]

You mean this? Just let it go Steve, then it will just be the sound of one dog barking. Everyone's on your side matey.

Awww...thanks. pauper.

Sometimes, I feel like a motherless child....

 

[pauper]

Here we go...

 

[ElQueso]

Well, I just had to give it a shot I suppose...

He's an outlaw from the lone star,
but not the kind ya like t'meet at all.
You'd think his game would take him far
but he hits the cliff and takes a fall.

Ol' Joe was a friend for a wee bit
did some favors, helped him out.
He paid Joe back with a big sh*t,
then abandoned camp for his redoubt.

Coming 'round the corner you can hear the coins jingle
Get out the way or you're gonna feel fate's tingle!
One, two, who knows exactly how many
he's pulled into his new state of penury.

I heard about a posse getting saddled
the looks on their faces dark 'n scary.
I fear he reads the news, now he's rattled
but he ain't no Einstein, his knuckles hairy.

He's like t' be there, don't you worry
but his hand of aces and eights
gonna make his face all hoary.
Replay Hickok, when he sees the fates...

...gunnin' for 'im!

Coming 'round the corner you can hear the coins jingle
Get out the way or you're gonna feel fate's tingle!
One, two, who knows exactly how many
he's pulled into his new state of penury.

 

[pauper]

Out where the river breaks,
in the casino on the desert beach,
with gamblers wrecked and boiling hopes,
a Chrysler arrives, Joe gropes

The time has come
To play poker
To search for him
To put things square
The time has come
A gran’ is a gran’
It belongs to him
You’ll give it back

Genius, I just realised what song that is.

[CHORUS]
How can Joe dance
With the roulette wheel turning?
How can we sleep
While the peso's burning?

 

[French jurist]

[CHORUS]
How can Joe dance
With the roulette wheel turning?
How can we sleep
While the peso's burning?

lol

 

[French jurist]

In a desert Uruguay
Strong wind on my head...
Welcome to a retreat which will be internationaaaaaallllll (guy)
Such a lovely place, such a lonely place

 

[pauper]

Oh man, just read this. You gave $1000 to someone who seems to gamble for a living? Oh shit, my bet would be your money is no longer being held by the guy.

Don't you have some thread on cleaning powder to not read?

 

[pauper]

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