I'd Rather Be In Argentina Than On Flight 93 In The Us!

:D The latest fake news from The Borowitz Report.

“If Obamacare goes into effect, Americans will be forced to live as long as people in Finland, Denmark, and other socialist countries.”

Fox News Channel alleges that Obamacare is “little more than a thinly veiled scheme to force Americans to live longer.”

“President Obama is playing God with American lives,” Mr. Hannity said. “And if he stubbornly insists on making those lives longer, that could be grounds for impeachment.”

http://www.newyorker...ive-longer.html

"Millions of Tea Party loyalists fled the United States to avoid Obamacare"

After driving over ten hours to the Canadian border, Mr. Dorrinson was dismayed to learn that America’s northern neighbor had been in the iron grip of health care for decades.

Mr. Dorrinson said he had begun looking into additional countries, like Chad and North Korea, but he expressed astonishment at a world seemingly overrun by health care. “It turns out that the United States is one of the last countries on earth to get it,” he said. “It makes me proud to be an American.” B)

http://www.newyorker...-obamacare.html

(Kudos owed to whoever provided the links in the first place - I don't recall who)
 
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