Justin Bieber Canadian Pride ... Knighted...?

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Can Commonwealth citizens be knighted :D Who remembers the name of the Canadian Lady Nobel Prize winner? Justin pride of Canada...?

Nobody wants to accept At All the possibility that he may have suffered food poisoning Here in ARGENTINA to stop the Show yesterday. Claims are he was on drugs and later on that night, went dancing to INK Club?

Some say it was Sushi, others a bad Empanada......!! Faena Hotel wants a disclaimer...!! :cool:
 
Bieber is a piece of crap... worse thing to come out of Canada, ever.

I guess the universe felt the need to balance out the goodness of maple syrup and Canadian bacon, so they gave us Bieber.
 
Bieber is a piece of crap... worse thing to come out of Canada, ever.

On behalf of Canada, I hereby apologize for inflicting that little dipshit on the world. And also Celine Dion. It will forever astonish me that aside from a few notable exceptions--Leonard Cohen, Rush, etc--it's nearly always our least-worthy, lowest common denominator performers who achieve international success.
 
Nickelback, Celine Dion, Bryan Adams, Barenaked Ladies, Avril Lavigne, Alanis Morissette... is maple syrup and Canadian bacon really that good?
 
Nickelback, Celine Dion, Bryan Adams, Barenaked Ladies, Avril Lavigne, Alanis Morissette... is maple syrup and Canadian bacon really that good?

If I were single: Pauper, you can be my guest for an international weekend. We can hang out and discuss the insanity of Argentine politics, I'll cook Chilean Sea Bass on the grill and we'll drink Torrontes, then move to Mablec to partner with the chorizo. A nice brandy to go with the Brasilian Mangos Diablo. A sensuous Thai massage will lead to ...

... breakfast and I'll cook you pancakes smothered in Canadian Maple Syrup along with bacon, poached eggs, and fresh strawberries and cream.

Since I'm married: Pauper, you should really try the Canadian bacon and Maple syrup. It's really that good!

:rolleyes:
 
If I were single: Pauper, you can be my guest for an international weekend. We can hang out and discuss the insanity of Argentine politics, I'll cook Chilean Sea Bass on the grill and we'll drink Torrontes, then move to Mablec to partner with the chorizo. A nice brandy to go with the Brasilian Mangos Diablo. A sensuous Thai massage will lead to ...

... breakfast and I'll cook you pancakes smothered in Canadian Maple Syrup along with bacon, poached eggs, and fresh strawberries and cream.

Since I'm married: Pauper, you should really try the Canadian bacon and Maple syrup. It's really that good!

:rolleyes:

Flattered, I'm sure. I would certainly reciprocate by shaving my beard, taping up my dangly bits and choosing one of my wife's finest frocks.

...or perhaps you wouldn't mind if I left my undercarriage down?
 
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