Well, not sure you have to dress too badly!systemlock said:Thank you all for your help. Next week I will see how much of a snowballs chance in hell I have. I also just got a letter telling me I have another package in retiro that I have to go collect. I will dress in my sunday worst and look as sad and dishelved as possible. I imagine I should say something along the lines of I have no idea what's in there but I think it's books and not clothes that will destroy your local market.
My friend said that they were trying to make her get a customs broker for her package and until they saw her getting more & more distraught and on the verge of tears. The must have felt bad for her & let her take the package. So you should go more sad and confused rather than dirty & disheveled!.