The Birds!!!

[New York]

Help. I am feeling like I am in the Hitchcock film when I go out on my terrace every morning. They come a sleep in swarms and make a mess. Any solutions?

 

[cbonanni]

Tie streamers of some bright color to the rails. Like the red Gauchito Gill things everyone puts on their car bumpers.

 

[La Fleur]

Get a cat. Or two.