Time To Trash Talk Switzerland And Belgium!!!

[Joe]

As Argentina and the US gear up for their next game this week in the Mundial, they are facing two piddly countries: Switzerland and Belgium. Belgium is known for their waffles and persistent questions about why it is even a country. Switzerland is known for it chocolates. Both are old, ossified countries that should not be in the way of the great superpowers and regional dynamoes of Argentina and the USA having their fateful meeting on the cancha. It is this game that should be used to decide if the Vulture Drones win or lose.

What are your favorite Belgium and Swiss stereotypes and jokes?

Belgium is also known for their French Fries. It's called "French Fries" - which gives you a hint that Belgium should be part of France.

 

[ajoknoblauch]

Save us, Belgium!

 

[Joe]

Save us, Belgium!

Belgium is as likely to save you as they saved the French from the Blitzkrieg.

 

[French jurist]

Both countries speak French OOMMMMMGGGGGG!

 

[Gringoboy]

Size isn't everything you know.

 

[Joe]

Both countries speak French OOMMMMMGGGGGG!

The Belgium team should be split between the French and Dutch teams to give them a fighting chance against the Germans! For the same reason, the Swiss team should be divided between the French and the Italians. Frenchy, how many of the Belgium and Swiss players could you use on your team?

 

[French jurist]

The Belgium team should be split between the French and Dutch teams to give them a fighting chance against the Germans!

Like for WW2, the French team shall defeat the Germans. Nous vaincrons parce que nous sommes les plus forts (Paul Reynaud, 1939) = We'll win because we are the strongest (not)

 

[Bajo_cero2]

The US a súper power in fútbol?????

 

[French jurist]

A belgian politician (socialist) who had something in common with Churchill (that's his son on the right). No need to wonder with the Flemish Belgians consider the French speaking Belgians as dumbs.

https://www.youtube....h?v=CC4M50bzyqQ

 

[EdRooney]

What a bunch of Johnny-Come-Latelies. Meanwhile, I've been bashing the Swiss for eons:

EdRooney, on 25 March 2014 - 05:12 PM, said:

[background=rgb(252, 252, 252)]Rooney Hate List #3: [/background]
- Pionono
- Uncouth llamas
- Vital Tony
- The Swiss