Welcome To Top House

[Gringoboy]

We recently bought a new electric kettle.
As we were skint at the time, we could only afford the cheapest, which happened to be the esteemed and one and only Top House.
You know that feeling when you buy something and instinctively know that something is going to go wrong?
Well, after the 72 hour Coto guarantee breathed it's last breath, so did the kettle.
I always imagined that a kettle would be the last device on earth to go belly up, but I was wrong.
With some assistance from a spoon (a technological wonder) it sputtered into life, but I fear its days may be numbered.

 

[glasgowjohn]

We have a Top House toaster and it works fairly well......

 

[Matiasba]

I have a top house toaster since 1995!!!

 

[ghost]

I was going to give sami a Top House Vibrator but the kick starter broke

 

[PhilipDT]

I have a top house coffee maker and have been using it for over a year with no problems. I also have a "top style" fry pan and pasta pot, both of which are better than 99.9% of what is on offer in even specialty kitchen stores.

 

[Splitty]

How the F**K can you drink that Nescafe Dolca <_< It is dehydrated dirt in a jar.

 

[Farenheit]

I feel for you. In the last 18 months, I have had to buy 5 kettles for one of the rooms I rent out on airbnb. They are all such sh%$ that there's no point buying a more expensive one, and remember you're already paying more for the cheapest one than the most expensive one in US or europe.
Plus guests will break them however good they are. We had one tango dancer who I believe was using the kettle to steam the creases out of her dresses. I found the kettle with the lid up, no water in it and the element had turned black. It was only a couple of weeks old.

 

[nyer4ever]

I've actually been pleasantly surprised at how well TopHouse products work for the price.

Maybe it's because you bought a kettle and they know only an English person would boil water in Argentina and it's a little revenge over the Falkland/Malvina situation

 

[Dublin2BuenosAires]

Naively bought a suit from a shop on cabildo, Gonzalez. Trousers lasted approximately 3 months having used the max 15 times. Porqueria. "Won" a Lucila food processor, used it twice and gave it away.

 

[PhilipDT]

Maybe it's because you bought a kettle and they know only an English person would boil water in Argentina and it's a little revenge over the Falkland/Malvina situation

Seriously?