Worthless Napkins!!

I haven't embraced the bidet... my husband can't live without one.

More than once I've turned the water on with too much pressure while leaning over it to clean. FFS!!
 
Tangerine said:
I think expats gringos would be happy with a real shower and yank the bidets (nasty flower pots) and bath tubs out of Argentine bathrooms.
Enough hot water for the shower would be nice also.
Bidets in a guest bathrooms...unbelievable.... c@rp at home before you arrive and if you "Have To Go" you have been here long enough.
We would have German “shelf toilets” also if Argentines knew they existed.

Problem solved
http://www.amazon.com/Bath-Towels-Butt-Face-Towel/dp/B0076PDYRS
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Im an expat and if i ever move back to the US, the first thing I'm doing is installing a bidet in my bathroom.
 
While I can see the perks of having the faucet on the bottom of the bidet, I find it very unpractical if you have long legs.

In Italy we have a different kind of bidet, the faucet is on the top, and usually it is pivotable, so that we have arguments about which way you should be facing depending on what you intend to clean. For sure, you need some good water pressure to have it reach your body.

Here you have to sit before actually turning up the pressure, so you definitely have to be facing the knobs. However you still have to place your legs one way or another, but then there is the wall. So, I use it only if I really have to.
 
Traveling in Italy with my young children , I decided to bring along a niece to help with the little ones. We developed a unique code in dealing with the situations in the toilette. Squatter/seat/no seat. paper/no paper ,soap/no soap , towels/air dryer. Cleanliness scale 1-5. ( 5 the cleanest.)

So whoever came back first would report :

seat/soap/paper/no towels/3. or sqautter/no paper/no soap/dryer/2 or seat/paper/soap/towels/5


Had a whole code going ic case we needed to bring something.
 
In a French public bathroom

(Get a bit closer, it is not as long as you think)

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I tried the bidet when I first got to Argentina. Someone should have told me that bidet means, "water enema" in French. :)
 
After shooting myself in the face a few times I occassionally bidet. No harm in it. His n Hers towels of course.
 
Hybrid Ambassador said:
We have the TOTO toilets in Japan. After you do the D****g the wastes, just push the wash and rinse cycle then the warm air will dry you clean, no need for paper to wipe it off !

https://www.youtube....h?v=_Xnm1syPnwE
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Would be very useful in Argentina... What to do when there's a power outage, the machine won't clean your *** and there's even no light to reach the kitchen to find paper (while walking with pants down across the house) :p
 
The bidet is a must have for me. I go crazy when I travel to the States and there's no bidet. Now if the bidets only came with a dryer so you wouldn't have to share an ass towel with the whole family.
 
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