Worthless Napkins!!

[nlaruccia]

We have the TOTO toilets in Japan. After you do the D****g the wastes, just push the wash and rinse cycle then the warm air will dry you clean, no need for paper to wipe it off ! Has the Bidet function and the Tail washing ...

https://www.youtube....h?v=_Xnm1syPnwE

Japanese toilets are the best. Plus you have a button on the handle next to the toilet to play music, or to simply make the flushing sound for entertainment.

 

[Hybrid Ambassador]

The bidet is a must have for me. I go crazy when I travel to the States and there's no bidet. Now if the bidets only came with a dryer so you wouldn't have to share an ass towel with the whole family.

I have sat down and after finishing doin' the dumping, tried the Rear end ( Anus) washing and the Bidet washing cycle and they are definitely different. The power spray was aiming to other places which not having ..?

 

[nlaruccia]

TMI

 

[Girino]

The bidet is a must have for me. I go crazy when I travel to the States and there's no bidet. Now if the bidets only came with a dryer so you wouldn't have to share an ass towel with the whole family.

You are not supposed to share it. I don't know elsewhere, but in Italy towel sets consist of: one large towel for bathing, one face/hands towel, one bidet towel (about 1/2 the size of the hands towel). This is the basic set for EACH person.
I understand that if you have 4 people in the family and just one bathroom it might get kinda crowded.

 

[nlaruccia]

You are not supposed to share it. I don't know elsewhere, but in Italy towel sets consist of: one large towel for bathing, one face/hands towel, one bidet towel (about 1/2 the size of the hands towel). This is the basic set for EACH person.
I understand that if you have 4 people in the family and just one bathroom it might get kinda crowded.

But in my family's house of two adults and four children, there's only one bidet towel on the hook next to the toilet. You mean everyone keeps their personal towel in their bedroom? I don't even want to think about that.

 

[Girino]

But in my family's house of two adults and four children, there's only one bidet towel on the hook next to the toilet. You mean everyone keeps their personal towel in their bedroom? I don't even want to think about that.

Well, in the house where I grew up we were just two, me and my mom, and there were two towels hanging next to the bidet and two face/hands towel hanging next to the sink.
Try suction hooks to hang 4 towels behind the bidet.

 

[Steph170]

I didn't know what people used to dry themselves with either until my mum bought my Argy bf toiletries for Xmas which included what I call a flannel and he laughed and said why has your mum bought me a towel for my ass.....so I guess argys don't use flannels for their faces?

 

[GS_Dirtboy]

Things you will never hear a Redneck say...

 

[gpop]

In my university years, I used to go tree planting near the 51 parallel during the summer to earn some cash. You live in a tent for 4 months, and going #2 was wherever you can find a place to squat and did not have bears. Dig a hole, and pray you TP didn't get wet during the last thunderstorm.
On the plus side; I gained a military-like discipline of bodily functions, and my thighs were rock-hard muscles (fondly refered to as "tree-planters legs") by the end of the contract.
No bidets unless you were near a lake and didn't mind the ice-cold water. Having a bidet now seems like a luxury by comparison... and my legs are a lot more flabby.

 

[PhilipDT]

But in my family's house of two adults and four children, there's only one bidet towel on the hook next to the toilet. You mean everyone keeps their personal towel in their bedroom? I don't even want to think about that.

Can't you just dry yourself with toilet paper?