Pauper, you can be my guest for an international weekend. We can hang out and discuss the insanity of Argentine politics, I'll cook Chilean Sea Bass on the grill and we'll drink Torrontes, then move to Mablec to partner with the chorizo. A nice brandy to go with the Brasilian Mangos Diablo. A sensuous Thai massage will lead to ...
... breakfast and I'll cook you pancakes smothered in Canadian Maple Syrup along with bacon, poached eggs, and fresh strawberries and cream.