my god, i have so many horror stories from groupon and lets bonus!!! i remember buying a massage (head neck back and feet it said), i was so excited, because i was in need of a back massage. I get there, and the girl tells me to go behind the curtain....dont get excited guys....it doesn't end how you think! hahaha!
I go behind the curtain and start to undress, and she says: you can leave all your clothes on, and sit on this chair, massage ends up being this lazy boy style chair., the fair is lifting be up, getting stuck at time, i had to call in the lady for her to fix it a couple times, killing my back, and finally when i was done, she says; now for the head massage. but this helmut looking thing on my hair that starts vibrating, and puts my feet in a pedicure looking containor that vibrates as well! noooo joke!
i couldn't believe it, but had to laugh!!!!!!