Dead Birds and Earthquakes

[gouchobob]

It good the government has it priorities correct in banning gummy bears.

 

[Napoleon]

It good the government has it priorities correct in banning gummy bears.

Ditto.

Perhaps gummy bears are responsible for gumming up CFK's plane.

PS- Why does CFK need more than one plane, yet the P.O.T.U.S.A. only needs one?

 

[steveinbsas]

Why does CFK need more than one plane, yet the P.O.T.U.S.A. only needs one?

I think there are two Air Force One's (one is used as a decoy), but it's obviously a well guarded national secret.

Last month, Mrs. Obama nd the girls flew to Hawaii on a 737 when the president delayed his vacation departure by a couple days.

It was kinda spendy:

http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2010/12/22/michelle-obama-hawaii/

As was her Spanish flight:

http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2010/07/29/michelle-obama-vacation-spain/

At least they didn't go to Vegas.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...ama-tells-Americans-dont-go-to-Las-Vegas.html

 

[Johnno]

Damn - I like gummy bears... OH well...

 

[Davidglen77]

There are actually gummy worms that are still being allowed in according to my candy importer / wholesaler. Maybe we can cut the worms into 3cm long pieces and we can pretend they are bears? Each gummy worm will yield about 4 bear sized pieces.

 

[Johnno]

Have to look on the bright side - at least they have Toblerone down there

 

[Davidglen77]

Yes, plenty of Toblerone, all of the 3 varieties, milk chocolate, white chocolate and Toblerone Black.

 

[Johnno]

...and they have cheap cigars and Fernet - and mate - so it could be worse A well balanced diet

 

[mini]

Bye Bye Blackbird: USDA acknowledges a hand in one mass bird death


Hundreds Of Dead Birds In South Dakota Were Killed By U.S. Government

 

[FeelGoodLost]

Hehe, the shining is on in the background right now and right when I opened up this thread the little kid started doing the creepy redrum thing.