How To Not Pass For A Tourist?

Personally, I think looking like a tourist is much less important than looking like a victim.
As you are here longer and longer, you will look less like a tourist.
But if you avoid being drunk and confused in the wrong neighborhoods at the wrong times, flashing wealth, you are going to be a lot better off than if you are doing that but look like a local.

As far as shoes go, I am a bit of a nut- I have been a shoe fan for 40 years, have made a few pairs myself, own dozens of pairs, and just plain pay attention to them. In the average day in Buenos Aires, I would say I look casually at 1000 pairs of shoes, minimum. I just automatically check out what everyone is wearing, the same way I scan every car I see for make or model, the same way I know what every hardware store sells- its just something I have always done automatically. (Saw both a Porsche Cayenne and a Hyundai Genesis with the 3.8 liter yesterday, for example. Both amazingly expensive and rare here)

Crocs are huge here- mostly not REAL crocs, of course, but I see dozens of locals every day in crocs. There are several large wholesalers in Once who sell nothing but crocs, and most chefs here either wear them, or real imported Birkis (which, of course, cost well over three times what the crocs cost.) A lot of deliverymen wear crocs, kids on the train wear crocs, and warehouse and kitchen back staff are all wearing em.

Although I know Nancy wears flip flops, she is not exactly a tourist- she has been coming here for months on end for years. She doesnt look like a local, but she doesnt look like a tourist, either. I was down at San Telmo on Sunday, saw 4 or 6 dozen tourists. Was in Recoleta on Monday, saw another few dozen. At Malba yesterday, 30 or 40 more. And not a one was wearing flip flops. Most were wearing either huge running shoes- Brooks or New Balance, or else river running shoes and Tevas. I have been observing tourists here since 2007- and virtually never seen one in flip flops. They all think they are going on an Andean expedition, or a trek in Patagonia. Once in a while I see an exchange student who is here for a quarter or two wearing flip flops- but usually they are so inebriated with the cheap shoes that they wear local wedges, or heels.

A few things that are a dead giveaway- Hats on Women. Argentine Women NEVER wear hats. One in every 5000, maybe.
If a woman is wearing a floppy, crushable sun hat in a "technical fabric" in a brown or beige color, she is from the USA almost every time.

Here in Argentina, they do not believe skin cancer exists, but, if they grudgingly admit it MIGHT, they would deny that could possibly be a reason to wear a hat.
Its kind of like how they dont believe in Cholesterol.

Tourists also almost never smoke, and fuss about second hand smoke blowing their way- an Argentine will sit outside so as to smoke, and would never think of other people's smoke as a problem.
Tourists are also obvious by their need to dictate to chef's- substitute items, demand salads made their way, and refuse to eat fats, salt, meats, huge amounts of fried foods, grease, and gigantic amounts of sugar on everything.
Argentines will happily eat a white lettuce and unripened tomato salad, to balance out the kilo of papas, and the two kilos of carne, and the liter of coke. Per person. Followed by the Kilo of Helado. Per Person.
 
I have been seeing a lot of Brazilian tourists this season in tasselled loafers and white slacks, with gold watches.
But since Havianas are made in Brazil, you are right.
 
A few things that are a dead giveaway- Hats on Women. Argentine Women NEVER wear hats. One in every 5000, maybe.
If a woman is wearing a floppy, crushable sun hat in a "technical fabric" in a brown or beige color, she is from the USA almost every time.

Ha, that's how you'll recognize me - a floppy beige sun hat!!! Hello everyone, it's me, an American Tourist ;)
You are exactly right.

The latest and brightest news: I do look like a Portena almost all the time. As long as i don't open my mouth . Or have a hat.

The jury is still out on Vibrams. It's way cooler than Crocs or Birkis, i wear Birkis a lot but cannot not run in them, eg.
And they are way more comfortable than Converses, which seems to be preferred brand here. The 80s never left BA ;)
 
that is a generational thing, europe/n.america/russia etc. part of formal attire for men was jacket and hat. even as tourist/in a sanatorium/traveling. 1940s, 50s it started to die down

as a woman, until ?1910s? going out without your hat meant one thing only.

same idea.

Really? In Argentina, they would go to the park on a Sunday for a picnic in a full suit. I don't recall my grandfather ever doing that with his wife (USA). My point being that in Argentina the mentality of appropriate clothes at home/for outside the home still exists. You just don't go out looking too informal--at least that's the way the middle class sees it.

Where I come from, you see people in Walmart in pajamas, or students at a University in pajamas. Never happen in Argentina.
 
When I first came here I was renting a room from a couple in their 80's. The old tangero claimed that when he was a young man their was a law here requiring a suit jacket in public. Curious to know if that is possibly true. At any rate the fashion police certainly are still firmly entrenched.

It's possible. I will have to ask my father in law about that one. He might know.
 
Cool ideas, keen observational skills , -- Thanks Everybody! Oh dear, it's hard to be a woman in BsAs... Or perhaps to be in BsAs in summer... ;) So, specific/concrete questions based on above:

1. A hat. i will wear one. have 2 cotton ones : lilac 20s style cloche from a London designer; and a cheap beige wide brim Italian/SLoren/ 50s reference. Which?

2. Vibram 5fingers? si o no? they are really comfy and universal, if you haven't tried - do so. can run, walk, swim, and dance in them ;)
or suede keds.

3. shorts??? (not hotpants, nor bermudas) - regular shorts, like you would associate with apple pie and day of independence?

4. attitude. studied nonochalance has been suggested. it does not go with image of cute bohemian yuppie. what do we do? ;)


Thanks everyone! and have a great week!

1I think you're fine with a hat, my girlfriend who is portena and cares about dressing nicely wears one on sunny days.

2. No no no no no!

3. No idea what an apple pie Independence Day short looks like. Shorts are cool if you're working out, just make sure they're very short.

4. Get a new image.
 
Really? In Argentina, they would go to the park on a Sunday for a picnic in a full suit. I don't recall my grandfather ever doing that with his wife (USA). My point being that in Argentina the mentality of appropriate clothes at home/for outside the home still exists. You just don't go out looking too informal--at least that's the way the middle class sees it.

Where I come from, you see people in Walmart in pajamas, or students at a University in pajamas. Never happen in Argentina.

we can gather such info from movies, documentaries. my understanding is: back than (my grandparents, partially my parents generation - in europe) people used clothing to describe themselves. I recall being in Florence , a lecture was given as to meaning of colour/decorative elements on gowns/cloacs in times of Medicis (medieval/early renaissance Italy). That was a part of social standards/codigos. now we use it to 'express' ourselves or to feel good/have fun with it.

i gave this example somewhere here earlier, how my grandmother would never leave a house without at least lipstick and shawl and heels. at 80!! I see their photographs on vacation - must have been 1950-60s - in summer linen suits . cute. part of standard ;) not just for middle class. Remember Pygmalion? Eliza selling flowers for gentleman's lapels? She had a hat on. Lower class for sure.
 
1I think you're fine with a hat, my girlfriend who is portena and cares about dressing nicely wears one on sunny days.

2. No no no no no!

3. No idea what an apple pie Independence Day short looks like. Shorts are cool if you're working out, just make sure they're very short.

4. Get a new image.

awesome. really ;) but why no to vibrams?
 
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