How To Not Pass For A Tourist?

Doesn't matter how you dress. In all probability, people are going to realize you are a foreigner. I can, after having lived here for years and years, tell who is a foreigner immediately. I can't really put my finger on why, but it's really the way it is. You can, however, make sure you don't look like a tourist. That means dressing nice when you go out. Remember that as nearly as recent as forty years ago, men did not leave home without putting on a full bodied suit, and women a dress. People would take a picnic on a Sunday in the park in a full three piece suit with a hat and tie, women in a dress. The mentality is that there is one type of dress for at home, and another for the public. I let my wife buy most of my clothes, and although people immediately recognize I'm a foreigner, they also immediately realize I live there, usually.
 
... Remember that as nearly as recent as forty years ago, men did not leave home without putting on a full bodied suit, and women a dress...
When I first came here I was renting a room from a couple in their 80's. The old tangero claimed that when he was a young man their was a law here requiring a suit jacket in public. Curious to know if that is possibly true. At any rate the fashion police certainly are still firmly entrenched.
 
It's interesting, i actually think people are really informal here with their jeans and flats. Tis true you don't see sneakers (that's a dead giveaway someone is a tourist) but I don't think of porteños as those that dress formally. You *rarely* see women in dresses for example and my porteña friends would always tease me for going out in a dress. One of my BFFs who is a native porteña but a NYer now always complains about how she has to dress down when she goes out here. Jeans/flats/cute top rule the going out scene.
 
I often get mistaken for a porteno, people keep asking me for directions, where buses are going, what time it is, the names of local streets, and so on. It has to be mostly about look.

Adding to the previous advice, I think the key to looking like a porteno is to act like a porteno, and to do this, channel the feeling that you have already been robbed, several times over, each year, by taxes, by inflation, by the three jobs and bosses that don't quite pay you enough to live the life-style you deserve. hopefully you already feel like that.

So next you just act as though you have nothing that is worth stealing, and anyone who needs to steal from you must have such bad taste or be so desperate that they are welcome to have your almost worthless stuff, which will include a cheap cell phone, maybe some bad jewelry and some bit of cash, because as a savvy porteno you have left anything of value at home.

The attitude of "I've already been robbed this month, so don't bother me with it again", should give you a kind of worn exp<b></b>ression of bored survival, yet proudly almost defiantly presented in whatever look you are wearing, in your face, posture and clothes.

Looking around at what people are wearing, I find I can see whatever I am looking for somewhere. Clothing here looks to me like a mashup of various under-30's fashion subcultures from many large cities in the world over the last ten years, done as knockoffs, with low-quality fabrics and assembly, slightly dated and worn with comfort, confidence and fun, almost an experimental necesity. A mixture of any metro grunge punk or retro styles works, and it can be matched badly or well. It should be clean and pressed, but not too expensive a look, not minimalist, not ascetic, and not have haute couture fashion references in any way. Although you see such references, it takes a real porteno to work them in. If you wear a daypack, it should be well worn, splitting at the seams, and dirty - pink or black are popular colors.

The body language of keeping your shoulder bag or day pack in front of you, and the way you hold your phone when texting, must be habitual and look careless and inconspicuous.

Lastly, how to walk on the street takes time to get used to. The main idea is to "conserve momentum" You keep going, keep moving at a steady pace. You go around anything or anyone larger, like a family or mob. When someone steps into your path, or when someone steps out of a doorway backward in front of you, just divert around them a bit, don't waste energy stopping or pausing when you can keep moving. You don't have to miss them by much ... or act surprised. Just keep looking where you were heading, and looking around enjoying things, being relaxed.
 
I often get mistaken for a porteno, people keep asking me for directions, where buses are going, what time it is, the names of local streets, and so on. It has to be mostly about look.

Adding to the previous advice, I think the key to looking like a porteno is to act like a porteno, and to do this, channel the feeling that you have already been robbed, several times over, each year, by taxes, by inflation, by the three jobs and bosses that don't quite pay you enough to live the life-style you deserve. hopefully you already feel like that.

So next you just act as though you have nothing that is worth stealing, and anyone who needs to steal from you must have such bad taste or be so desperate that they are welcome to have your almost worthless stuff, which will include a cheap cell phone, maybe some bad jewelry and some bit of cash, because as a savvy porteno you have left anything of value at home.

The attitude of "I've already been robbed this month, so don't bother me with it again", should give you a kind of worn exp<b></b>ression of bored survival, yet proudly almost defiantly presented in whatever look you are wearing, in your face, posture and clothes.

Looking around at what people are wearing, I find I can see whatever I am looking for somewhere. Clothing here looks to me like a mashup of various under-30's fashion subcultures from many large cities in the world over the last ten years, done as knockoffs, with low-quality fabrics and assembly, slightly dated and worn with comfort, confidence and fun, almost an experimental necesity. A mixture of any metro grunge punk or retro styles works, and it can be matched badly or well. It should be clean and pressed, but not too expensive a look, not minimalist, not ascetic, and not have haute couture fashion references in any way. Although you see such references, it takes a real porteno to work them in. If you wear a daypack, it should be well worn, splitting at the seams, and dirty - pink or black are popular colors.

The body language of keeping your shoulder bag or day pack in front of you, and the way you hold your phone when texting, must be habitual and look careless and inconspicuous.

Lastly, how to walk on the street takes time to get used to. The main idea is to "conserve momentum" You keep going, keep moving at a steady pace. You go around anything or anyone larger, like a family or mob. When someone steps into your path, or when someone steps out of a doorway backward in front of you, just divert around them a bit, don't waste energy stopping or pausing when you can keep moving. You don't have to miss them by much ... or act surprised. Just keep looking where you were heading, and looking around enjoying things, being relaxed.

Beautiful piece of writing, it belongs in a guidebook somewhere... Fun - thank you!! Psychological and cultural insights indeed. I agree with what you describe as prevailing fashions; BA is not the 'stylish' place it is rumored to be, but rather an adolescent representation of such with clear lack of imagination and appreciation of quality... On another extreme, there are these logo-laden polo /art world ladies here, sometimes one wants to say: "Hello, Dolly!". Not a critique, it's just what i have seen in my brief encounters w such. Minimalism as a statement clearly does not make it ;) I laugh at warnings not to wear a gold Rolex - is it a joke? Isn't it in bad taste to own a Rolex, let alone a gold one, or to wear one outside of Monte Carlo? A wrist watch as such is almost an anachronism...

What you say about attitude (i take it - facial exp<b></b>ression, body language?) - i have a problem w that. so to 'fit in' one is to accept pathology which is the reality here. Didn't Marx say someting about that? ;) No, really, an exp<b></b>ression of jaded boredom and indifference is such a cliche... The movement bit makes perfect sense, a purposeful stride = you belong. Old backpack = good, you don't care.

where does a necessity like a sun hat or a map/guidebook come in, how do you incorporate it in the above paradigm?
 
It's interesting, i actually think people are really informal here with their jeans and flats. Tis true you don't see sneakers (that's a dead giveaway someone is a tourist) but I don't think of porteños as those that dress formally. You *rarely* see women in dresses for example and my porteña friends would always tease me for going out in a dress. One of my BFFs who is a native porteña but a NYer now always complains about how she has to dress down when she goes out here. Jeans/flats/cute top rule the going out scene.

I wonder if that's defined more by where one goes out? eg, people probably would dress more elegantly/dress, updo etc going to theatre, than to a bar/club esp. if long night dancing is planned - thus flats/cute tops? Personally, my porteno friend in NYC thought i make too much effort when we went out, which was a minimal to moderate effort in my understanding... What i have seen - and unfortunately will not be able to match - is WAY heavier use of make up on girls/young women, it's frequently hard to tell how old someone is because of eye make up (i dont mean foundation). I've never learned to do that... And that look is sported starting early in am, just a part of life.

Cultural interest: I recall my grandmother had the same concept of home clothes/street or going out clothes. It came from pre-war/ or pre war + European mentality of having to save, not having enough. U know the stories of 1 pair of shoes between 2 sisters... Yet in her later years, in US, she always put on lipstick stepping out of her apartment door. It was so sweet and charming, and unnecessary... Ingrained pre war elegance, perhaps.
 
When I first came here I was renting a room from a couple in their 80's. The old tangero claimed that when he was a young man their was a law here requiring a suit jacket in public. Curious to know if that is possibly true. At any rate the fashion police certainly are still firmly entrenched.

that is a generational thing, europe/n.america/russia etc. part of formal attire for men was jacket and hat. even as tourist/in a sanatorium/traveling. 1940s, 50s it started to die down

as a woman, until ?1910s? going out without your hat meant one thing only.

same idea.
 
Tourists can be spotted clutching their bags with a death grip. The key is just to go with the flow, relax and keep your bag towards the front of you, not the back. Watch the way people interact and move. There have been more occasions recently where I have been asked for directions by Spanish speaking people, so I guess I may be blending more.......use your street smarts, but don't walk around like a deer in headlights. Just my take for the few months I have been here.
 
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