How did you get here?
What were you expecting?
Were there any defining moments during those first few hours before your first light refreshment?
The year was 2002. September. A couple of months before frenchie, it seems
Arrived late at night, about 07:00 I guess, in EZE after some 17 or 18 hours flight, including a stop in Frankfurt or Madrid or London or somewhere. It's all in a days work.
What was I expecting? Streets, houses, traffic and people. The usual in country no. 21 or 22 (or was it 23?), town no. 200 or thereabouts.
I went straight to the taxidriver who held a piece of cardboard with my (almost correctly spelled) name on it.
In the taxi I told him - in perfectly pronounced Castellano (Spanish version) - that we were going to '(H)otel Callao' in 'Avenida Callao'.
The taxista gave me an astonished look, eyes as large as teacups, and asked "¿dónde?"
"Hotel Callao en Avenida Callao." - "¡No conosco!" - I showed him my printed reservation, and he shone up and said "¡otel Sjasjao en avenida Sjasjao!"
"Sjasjao"? don't they speak Spanish in Argentina. (No, they don't. They not only think they do, but they also call their weird language 'Castellano' instead of 'Argentino')
Installed in one of the circular rooms in the hotel's turret, I headed out into town, to find a large number of well dressed people and an equally large number of people, who looked as if they came directly from an extermination camp, who were begging for food, and who fought over the trash cans outside restaurants at night.
Early next morning (about 10:30) the traffic noise was overwhelming, especially some darn cop at the corner, who unfortunately possessed a whistle. Breakfast in the corner café across the street: café y 2 medialunas, 2.50 pesos.
I remember driving in a taxi from Callao to an exhibition somewhere in Banfield or Lomas de Zamora, paying what it cost to enter a taxi at home - and the taxista was happy to be called back from microcentro to pick me up, again for the same amount, no extras.
After my first stay in BsAs, and although I also had many positive experiences, like tango in the streets, good ice cream, and excellent (and extremely economico) dinners in rest. Chiquilin in Sarmiento, I have never since felt any urge to visit the city, although I have been to BsAs 3 or 4 times since, as briefly as possible. I love the provinces, OTOH.