jblaze, no, I picked it up at a local Samsung office. Thanks to Western Union cash, it was not an exorbitant expenditure.
At this point I'm just going to (hopefully) find a VOIP solution rather than continue to bang my head against the wall in futility trying to configure an AT&T response.
The VOIP provider to which I subscribed on Thursday, One SimCard, is wholly unable to send incoming SMS to my assigned number via their Android app. Prior to subscribing, I called their sales department and was told that they indeed could receive and forward Wells Fargo SMS verifications. That is demonstrably not the case. I failed even to recover a Skype SMS, that I sent to myself, through their app.
I first came to Buenos Aires in 1986 and have lived across South America for the majority of the last sixteen years. The mistake that I made was not having a redundant GoogleVoice account - double porting two U.S. numbers to two GoogleVoice accounts. The lesson has been learned.
Cheers