It's As Cold As A Witch's Tit Today...

[Joe]

During construction of Alaska pipeline we would say "So cold out there you have to tie a string to your dick to find it." Of course, I never have that problem.

Yeah, because you don't have one.

Ba da bing ... Ba da boom!

 

[GS_Dirtboy]

It's so cold it'll pucker a catfish's ass!

It's as cold as an ex-wife's heart!

It was so cold you could spit in the wind and get ice cubes!

It was so cold cow farts fell to the ground. Didn't thaw until Spring.


I have actually heard all of those in conversation. Why yes, I am from Alabama. Why do you ask?

 

[AmigoArtistico]

We Canadians always say this on a cold day like today. What do you say in your home country?

Canadian, eh, Joe? That explains a lot.

And for most Canadians, this was a rather mild day, especially near the first day of winter. No? Certainly for the Canadians near where I used to live.

 

[Joe]

Canadian, eh, Joe? That explains a lot.

And for most Canadians, this was a rather mild day, especially near the first day of winter. No? Certainly for the Canadians near where I used to live.

Canadian, eh, Joe? That explains a lot.

And for most Canadians, this was a rather mild day, especially near the first day of winter. No? Certainly for the Canadians near where I used to live.

You're obviously not from Vancouver!

 

[internationalguy]

Yeah but you're from Quebec Joe.

 

[French jurist]

People of the North have in the Heart the Sun they don't have Outside

 

[internationalguy]

People of the North have in the Heart the Sun they don't have Outside

Are you from Calais?

 

[Matiasba]

"Fresco pa coger en jaula"

 

[cbonanni]

"It's as cold as a witches tit in a brass bra."

 

[French jurist]

"A duck's cold" in French (Un froid de canard)... But why?! It's unsure why, maybe is it because a cold weather is better for duck hunting