Wow that article is just what I have been looking for - thanks! I don't find it weird in the slightest.
For a while now I have been trying to murder several enemies of mine (as you do) but could never quite get the job done, I was having huge difficulties maintaining a sufficient level of stealth. I was always - always - knocking into some pots and pans in the kitchen, stomping around in my boots and having to flee the premises to avoid capture, which was far from easy with a loaded shot gun in my hands and ladies stockings over my head.
Finally, thanks to your advice, I feel confident and ready to try again, and will this very night unleash my wrath upon my enemies - clad in the stealthiest, tightest cat suit that money can buy - I will send them to meet their maker(s?).